You Got Nice House

Hung Chow calls into work and says,

'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow?

I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex.

That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.

'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........
You got nice house :-)