The gonads of a Newfoundland dwarf hurt and ached almost all the time.
The dwarf went to the doctor and told him about his problem..
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
The dwarf dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the
examining table, and started to examine him.
The doctor put one finger under his left gonad and told the dwarf to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right gonad, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side..........then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The dwarf was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his gonads still hurt. The dwarf was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.
The doctor said," How does that feel now?"
The dwarf replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.
What did you do?
The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your rubber boots."
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