When All Else Fails -Drink LOL

'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame . Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams ..



If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'

~ Jack Handy

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'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. '

~Frank Sinatra

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'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.'

~ Henny Youngman

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'24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

~ Stephen Wright

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'When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!'

~ Brian O'Rourke

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'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

~ Benjamin Franklin

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'Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.'

~ Dave Barry

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

~ Dave Howell

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm.

Here's how it went:

'Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

Questerre Energy Corporation: Beaver River A-5 Shale Gas Well On-Stream

Questerre Energy Corporation: Beaver River A-5 Shale Gas Well On-Stream


00:15 EST Friday, December 19, 2008

CALGARY, ALBERTA--(Marketwire - Dec. 19, 2008) -

NOT FOR DISTRIBUTION ON U.S. NEWSWIRE SERVICES OR FOR DISSEMINATION IN THE UNITED STATES

Questerre Energy Corporation (TSX:QEC)(OSLO:QEC) ("Questerre" or the "Company") reported today that the A-5 shale gas well began a long-term production test at the Beaver River Field in British Columbia.

Michael Binnion, President and Chief Executive Officer of Questerre, commented, "This well was an unexpected success and we look forward to long-term production results to confirm the viability of shale production. The existing infrastructure puts us in the enviable position of making positive cash flow from an early-stage shale pilot project."

The tie-in of this well was completed in late November following receipt of regulatory approval. Current production is at a facility constrained rate of 5.0 mmcf/d (833 boe/d) with an initial flowing tubing pressure of 25 mpa (3700 psi). Overall production increases at Beaver River will likely be limited as the existing shale wells, A-2 and A-7, produce at a significantly lower flowing pressure and short-term production declines from A-5 are expected.

A-5 is currently producing from a carbonate-rich sequence in the shale zones at Beaver River. Questerre believes this sequence could provide a pathway for gas from a deeper organic-rich shale interval. Based on final results, Questerre will evaluate two additional re-completion candidates to further pilot test this new shale play. Questerre and its partner hold a joint interest in over 23,000 acres prospective for this play.

With regard to recent announcements by its partner regarding their financial situation, the Company believes the ongoing production and resulting revenue from Beaver River will be sufficient to repay any outstanding amounts and finance their ongoing obligations under the operating agreement which are secured by an operator's lien.

Questerre is a Calgary-based independent resource company actively engaged in the exploration, development and acquisition of high-impact exploration and development oil and gas projects in Canada.

This news release contains forward-looking information. Implicit in this information are assumptions regarding commodity pricing, production, royalties and expenses, that, although considered reasonable by the Company at the time of preparation, may prove to be incorrect. These forward-looking statements are based on certain assumptions that involve a number of risks and uncertainties and are not guarantees of future performance. Actual results could differ materially as a result of changes in the Company's plans, commodity prices, equipment availability, general economic, market, regulatory and business conditions as well as production, development and operating performance and other risks associated with oil and gas operations. There is no guarantee made by the Company that the actual results achieved will be the same as those forecasted herein.

Barrel of oil equivalent ("boe") amounts may be misleading, particularly if used in isolation. A boe conversion ratio has been calculated using a conversion rate of six thousand cubic feet of natural gas to one barrel of oil and is based on an energy equivalent conversion method application at the burner tip and does not necessarily represent an economic value equivalent at the wellhead.

This news release does not constitute an offer of securities for sale in the United States. These securities may not be offered or sold in the United States absent registration or an available exemption from registration under the United States Securities Act of 1933, as amended.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION PLEASE CONTACT:

Questerre Energy Corporation
Anela Dido
Investor Relations
(403) 777-1185
(403) 777-1578 (FAX)
Email: info@questerre.com
Website: www.questerre.com